James Cameron Please Cease and Desist

Those of you who know me are well aware I have this thing about movies.  Specifically bad ones.

Here’s the picture:

I’m old. I’m dying. On my deathbed kind of dying.

As my life flashes before me, there’s this timer in the upper right hand corner.  It has logged all the hours of my life I wasted watching bad movies.

End picture.

So, when I see a bad movie, I don’t have a rational reaction. I get angry.  Really angry.  These are hours of my life I cannot get back.  Avatar was one of those movies.  And the more I think about it, the more angry I get.